What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 14:30
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Dr No
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
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Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”